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[Jul. 13th, 2009|11:12 pm] |
I need followers. I need people who believe, and I need to get my handsome face out there.
Dad, we ought to speak sometime. Been too long. Formulate plans. Put together schematics. Make a car. 'Course, I'm drunk right now, so that kind of rambling amuses me.
Hel, and kids...we gotta have a family reunion. Hug and stuff. I don't know. All I know is that I miss my boys, and I miss my baby sister who continually makes me rethink incest with her awesomeness. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|12:11 am] |
I passed a church today. The sign outside said, 'Would atheists exist if God didn't believe in them?'
The sheer inane, retarded, stupidity of that comment is stunning. I have to say, all you sins and horsemen and evil Christian creations....you must love the Christian church. You guys have got it made. I tip my hat to you in having the largest establishment set against you, support you more than anyone else.
They try to prevent lust, but priests are forever fucking the children.
They try to prevent wrath, but they fan the flames of hatred towards homosexuals, other religions, atheists, ANYONE who doesn't agree with them completely.
They try to prevent greed, yet dump millions into making more places of worships even when they're not needed.
They encourage hate! War! Controversy! Violence!
A man who works at an abortion clinic was recently gunned down by a pro-life Christian. Not the first time it's happened, either. I can't even add any smart comments to make it any funnier!
Sins, horsemen, all Christian creatures....I tip my hat to you. I tip my great big fucking sombrero.
I'm still laughing about this. It's such a wonderful big joke. |
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